Sunday, January 16, 2011
Discovering straw-flicking
While eating dinner one night, Chloe was playing with her cup. She pushed down the straw while it still had a little juice in it. The juice splashed her in the face. She kept trying to duplicate the phenomenon, but she wasn't too consistent, so I helped her out a bit, and we got some cute pics.
Chloe funnies
"Don't want them [daycare] to see my booty. Keep my booty safe."
Chloe took off David's hat, and then said, "you need a hair cut."
"Horsey wants his mommy. I'll call 'em." (uses her hand as a phone) "Hey, Mommy. Horsey wants you." (puts hand-phone to horse's ear)
Chloe went to lie down with David.
Chloe: You no smell good.
David: I don't stink!
Chloe: You stink. You go out there. You poop you pants.
I gave Chloe a choice between two things, and then I said, "it's one or the other." She then said, "probably the other."
Chloe reading her book: One day I was walking a long, long day. I see some little numbers, and some flowers, and I play soccer ball!
Chloe took off David's hat, and then said, "you need a hair cut."
"Horsey wants his mommy. I'll call 'em." (uses her hand as a phone) "Hey, Mommy. Horsey wants you." (puts hand-phone to horse's ear)
Chloe went to lie down with David.
Chloe: You no smell good.
David: I don't stink!
Chloe: You stink. You go out there. You poop you pants.
I gave Chloe a choice between two things, and then I said, "it's one or the other." She then said, "probably the other."
Chloe reading her book: One day I was walking a long, long day. I see some little numbers, and some flowers, and I play soccer ball!
More cuteness from the kid
"Mommy do it. I not sure myself." (Means, "I'm not sure of myself." I don't know where she got that from.)
"Where's my nose? In my mouth! Hahaha!"
Looking at me with concern and understanding when she can see I am worried about how she is standing/kneeling/climbing, "you baby not falling."
"Dance, dance, dance, dancing machiiiinnnnneeee!"
"I wanna eat all da rolly." (ravioli)
"I'm not a pillow. I'm Chloe!"
"I'm not adorable. I'm Chloe!"
"I'm not a cutie pie. I'm Chloe!"
"Chloe Lennard! Mommy Lennard!"
Chloe-isms, a list
"Can I have you toy, PLEEEEAAAASE?"
"Oh, I got this. I need this right away. Oh, oh, oh. I get soooo tired."
"I want that, Mommy. It would make me so happy."
"Good girl!" (to me, when I successfully go potty)
(David and I were trying to sneak some hot French bread while we were driving home, and then we got caught.) "I smell sumpin. It smells like bread." She had a giant grin on her face when she figured that out.
"I wanna wear my swim poops." (swimming suit)
"Take a picture. I'm pretty."
"I not cute. I don't have a bow."
"I not bold!"
"Like you, like me!" (Anytime that she and I have anything alike.)
"Oh, I got this. I need this right away. Oh, oh, oh. I get soooo tired."
"I want that, Mommy. It would make me so happy."
"Good girl!" (to me, when I successfully go potty)
(David and I were trying to sneak some hot French bread while we were driving home, and then we got caught.) "I smell sumpin. It smells like bread." She had a giant grin on her face when she figured that out.
"I wanna wear my swim poops." (swimming suit)
"Take a picture. I'm pretty."
"I not cute. I don't have a bow."
"I not bold!"
"Like you, like me!" (Anytime that she and I have anything alike.)
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